☕😂 Depresso Coffee Sweatshirt USA | Funny Unisex Coffee Sweater
☕😂 Depresso Coffee Sweatshirt USA | Funny Unisex Coffee Sweater
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Because let’s be honest—without coffee, mornings feel like depresso. Stay warm, witty, and caffeinated with this playful coffee quote sweatshirt.
✨ Key Features
🌱 Knit in one piece → reduces fabric waste
🌍 Made with ethically sourced materials
👕 Unisex fit → adult sizes only, designed for comfort
🧵 Double-needle stitching → long-lasting durability
👐 Ribbed knit collar → keeps shape wash after wash
🎁 Perfect gift for coffee lovers with a sense of humor
🚚 Ships fast within the USA only
Show off your coffee obsession with a touch of humor in the Depresso Coffee Sweatshirt. Featuring three cheerful coffee cups and the phrase “Without Coffee, I’m a Depresso,” this cozy unisex sweater is a perfect mix of comfort and comedy.
Crafted from sustainable, soft fabric, it’s ideal for casual outings, coffee shop hangs, or lounging at home. Available in multiple color options, exclusively shipping in the USA.
.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.
.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
.: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
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Make mornings brighter—grab the Depresso Coffee Sweatshirt today. Order now, USA-only shipping!
